We all get screwed up when we have to deal with the college clerks. Every time we go there, we have to play “Office Office”
Can’t say much about other trades.. but when I have to deal with the one allotted to CSE its always like:
One can never find the clerk on the first day of need itself
The day I finally find him
Me: Sir I need these documents for my bank loan
Clerk: the fee structure isn’t finalized yet, come after a few days.
After a few days
Me: Sir, I need those documents
Clerk: I told you, the fee structure isn’t finalized
After few more days I see the fee structure being displayed on the notice board. Clerk is absent for the whole week
After few days when Clerk is back
Me: Can I have my documents, I saw that fee structure has been finalized now?
Clerk: Come back 2mrw between 2 to 3 pm!
Clerk: I am very busy rytnw come back later
Me: But you said the same thing yesterday!
Clerk:I told you to come between 2 to 3pm!
Me: Yes, but I had a lecture to attend at that time
Clerk: I don’t have time for this rytnw
(Me whispering: a**hole)
Clerk is not there, gone for lunch
Room is locked
Me: Sir i need those documents fast, finalz are going on and I would have to go home soon
Clerk: Give me the application, I’l see to it
I see him walking away fast, don’t even want to stop him this time
Me: Sir have you got my documents?
ClerK: come at 3 pm
Me: I have to give my final exam at that time
Clerk: then come back some other day
I finally call my Dad, he calls the main office!
Next day(last semester exam, have to leave for home after the exam, Need the documents anyhow)
Me: My documents?
Clerk: Write another application and give it to me fast
Application written and handed over
Clerk: Come after n hour
Me: I am having my exam, will you be here if I come after the exam?
Clerk: Come after 5min
Coming back after 5 min I get the document signed by the Director.
The work which could be done in 10mins took me a month to get it done from the Clerk
That’s UCoE, Punjabi University